It was three days until my vacation began and i hadn't decided where I wanted to go. I had planned on going to Guilin China but had waited too long to get my visa. I scoured the usual air sites and came across cheap flights to Vladivostok Russia, Bali Indonesia, and Osaka Japan. I really wanted to go to Russia, but I didn't have enough time for the visa again, so I decided to go to Osaka.
My vacation to Japan in February allowed us a brief glimpse of Osaka when we accidently got off of the bus at the wrong stop en route to Kyoto. It seemed really similar to Tokyo. I figured it would give me a chance to check out Hiroshima for a few days as well. I finally scrapped that idea because I was low on money and took a last minute cheap flight to The Phillipines. Sandra and i had different vacations, so she planned a trip with Shauna to the same country. She was already there when i paid for the tickets and started planning.
I checked the weather and it was supposed to rain the entire time I was there. Needless to say, I wasn't expecting much from my trip. According to a few weather sites, Coron was supposed to get the least amount of rain. I really didn't want to go to the same exact place that Sandra had gone, but I figured that it would be my only chance to avoid a dismal vacation. I knew that we would visit again from Vietnam, so it wouldn't hurt to retrace her steps if Im going with her again anyway.
At the time I didn't realize what i was getting myself into. First of all, the average weather in ulsan was a dry 55 degrees farenheit. I said goodbye to the long cold Korean winter and hello to the most humid and disgusting 100 degree weather imaginable in Manila. I was already sweating through my shirt before i had even picked up my bag and was dying of thirst. I was hounded by taxi drivers on my way out of the airport, but I had heard enough horror stories to know that I needed to find a metered cab stand if i didn't want to pay for the ride in installments.
Soon enough i was on my way to Malate. I had read about drivers stealing bags from tourists, so i was a little uneasy when the driver popped the trunk and placed my back inside. He asked me what hotel i was staying in.
"Don't have one yet" I answered.
"No hotels left man" he countered, "The elections are tomorrow so the hostels and hotels are full."
I started to worry, but knew that I could just try a different part of the city for a room. Manila can't be entirely full. He stopped the car in front of a boarded up building and told me to get out of the car, and that he was taking me to a travel agency. My heart started pounding. I was sure that he was going to nab my bag. He walked me inside and introduced me to a young woman named Nal. She somehow knew that I needed a place to stay without him telling her. The driver left and got back in his car. I assumed that at any moment he would peel out with my passport, netbook, and camera in his trunk.
"The hotels are all full. Only way to get room is we find it." I knew she was lying, but I was scared that if I didn't succomb to buying a room, I wouldnt have anything but the shirt on my back. They found me a nice place with air conditioning. She gave me a price, but I didn't have a grasp on the currency yet, so I couldn't do the math in my head. I ended up paying 80$ USD for the night. I emailed the hotel later in the day and inquired about the same room. Apparently I could have paid the equivilent of 10$ for the same place.
The driver spent the rest of the time, talking about the election. He hoped that someday the country would get a good leader who cared about the people and did his best for his country. "They're all the same" he said. "A bunch of guys who try to reach in your pockets and steal all your money!" At that point, I knew exactly how he felt. When he dropped me off, he asked "Is this your first time in Manila?" When I told him that it was, he acted surprised. "I thought that you had been here before, man" he replied. What a liar. I was feeling really savvy for getting myself into this stupid situation.
When I'm back, I'll have a hotel booked in advance, or at least pretend thats the case. He stopped me on my way out. "Sorry, one more thing I gotta ask man... do you want girls?" I answered no, and he interjected "how bout' a boy." I shook my head and walked away.
The room was nice. I dropped my stuff off and took a quick shower. I turned on the t.v. to a channel where lonely people were trying to find love. "Man looking for boy 18 years old for one night and maybe more. Dinner included." I found HBO and they were playing Band Of Brothers. My room was nice and cool and I was extremely tired. I had to force myself to go explore the city in the heat.
My second impression of Manila was perhaps worse than my first. I was in search for a good place to eat. Korean Restaurant, Korean Restaurant, Korean Restaurant... where were the Phillipine places that i had heard so much about. On every corner I was faced with the same problem. Nude children with their ribs showing would come up to me with there palms out begging me for money. They looked like they had been working in a mine, as they were completely covered in soot. They didn't even have a rag on their body. Their shy mom would be watching from behind a dumpster. This coupled with the extreme heat and the smell of rotting garbage and pollution was overwelming. When I wasn't approached by naked starving children, I was harrassed by a pimp of sorts asking me if i needed a girl.
"Yo man! You need a lady?"
"No thanks."
"How bout two or three girls to walk with you and go to your hotel?"
"No"
"Boys?"
"No."
"I got 12 year old girls buddy!"
"NO!"
I kept worrying about my wallet and bag with my camera and computer. I hated manila. I just wanted to go. I suddenly understood culture shock. I walked back to my hotel dripping with sweat, with black marks under my nose from the pollution and bought a snickers bar to at least eat something. I had no appetite, but i choked it down anyway with a bottle of water because i hadn't eaten in 10 hours.
I calmed myself down and decided that i wasn't going to let manila get the best of me. I locked my camera and computer in my bag and set off again. Among the dozens of Korean restaurants, I managed to find a traditional place and ordered the Chicken Adobo. The food was delectible and the San Miguel went down like water. I felt great for the first time since i stepped off of the plane.
I set off again. It was getting cooler out and I came across a bar. It seemed completely packed when I walked in, until I realized that everyone in the restaurant were waitresses. There must have been five waitresses to every patron. I sat down at a table alone. It was an outdoor patio style bar with metal picnic tables. Some people smiled and waved and a watress gave me a San Miguel. The band began to play some metal and the guitar player rocked a 10 minute guitar solo. They weren't the most creative band, but the guitar player was incredible. They followed up their original with some requests. Soon enough "Nobody" by the Wonder Girls was being performed followed by some other random 90's hits.
I really liked the atmosphere, but the music was getting worse and worse. And all of a sudden, the singer asked me where i was from. The last thing I wanted to do, was draw attention to myself. I told him I was from America and lived in Chicago and he started chanting USA USA USA and screamed "I love America!!!" I was humiliated but I wasn't being hounded by pimps, so the night looking up a little bit. I finished my bucket of beer and decided to move on.
En route to the next place I was confronted with more people trying to get me to buy a prostitute, but i was in a much better mood and brushed it off. I wanted to get away from all of the pimps, so I ducked into the first bar I saw. Three girls immediatly pulled out a chair for me, and handed me a beer. One of the girls began to rub my shoulders. Once again, I was extremely uncomfortable. two girls struck up a conversation with me and the female bar tender joined in. "Want some girls?" they inquired. I was faced with the same uncomfortable situation everywhere i went. I said no dozens of times, and changed the subject a dozen times as well, and eventually they let their hair down and hung out with me.
I bought all four of them a beer and we had a real conversation for once. I talked about my family that i miss, my girlfriend, and I learned a lot about them. They were all in a very tough financial situation that seemed impossible to overcome. They had kids to take care of and bills to pay. My new friend explained "I worry that when I get old and lose my looks, i won't be able to make money anymore so i am saving." Eventually politics took over the conversation and they all voiced the same opinion that they were trapped. Education was too expensive. Every president had been corrupt as long as any of them could remember, and they didn't anticipate any change. They just accepted the eventual dimise of their country. It was really tough. I gave each of the girls a tip and made my way back to the hotel. I had to wake up at 4:30 a.m. and check out by 5:00 to make my flight and it was already past midnight.
Manila is a terrible and beautiful place. I never felt safe, there was so much begging and prostitution, and i couldn't trust the drivers, but deep down the people were great. the food was incredible too. I'll be back some day to give Manila another chance. This time I'll be ready.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Im Gonna Be Rich
A recent email. I love some of the word choices:
Hello My Dear Friend ,
I got your contact from this site:blogger.com; Before I proceed further, please permit me to introduce myself to you. I am Mrs. Tarina Qnsillano. A complete citizen of Philippines, 42 years old living in the Philippines, widow to the late former minister of finance in Philippine who died on 21th of August 2006.
I inherited a total sum of $21.5 Million American dollars from my late husband, the money was concealed in a metallic trunk box and was deposited with a security and finance company in Abidjan Cote D' Ivoire, that was because I needed a maximum security/safety of my consignment and no body nor government organization can trace the where about of the money until I am ready and prepare to claim it. but the Secuerity company didn't know the real content of the box, because it was deposited as a family valuables.
My main purpose of sending you this mail is because of the way I found you and perhaps trustworthy to give you this priority of shipping the box of money to any address that you think is very secure and save in your country for onward lodgement your account for the purpose of future investment with your percentage of which we shall chat on soon. I will send you the Authorization Certificate to call them in my next mail which is the Certificate of deposit that they gave me on the very day when the box of money was deposited under their company. I give thanks immensely for your co-operation as I look forward to hear from you for quick conclusion of this business.
The percentage will be your reward for all your moral and financial assistance during the period of moving the money to your country.Please if you can assist me I will be very grateful. And repay you many times over. declaring your willingness to assist me in this venture.
I got your contact from this site:blogger.com; Before I proceed further, please permit me to introduce myself to you. I am Mrs. Tarina Qnsillano. A complete citizen of Philippines, 42 years old living in the Philippines, widow to the late former minister of finance in Philippine who died on 21th of August 2006.
I inherited a total sum of $21.5 Million American dollars from my late husband, the money was concealed in a metallic trunk box and was deposited with a security and finance company in Abidjan Cote D' Ivoire, that was because I needed a maximum security/safety of my consignment and no body nor government organization can trace the where about of the money until I am ready and prepare to claim it. but the Secuerity company didn't know the real content of the box, because it was deposited as a family valuables.
My main purpose of sending you this mail is because of the way I found you and perhaps trustworthy to give you this priority of shipping the box of money to any address that you think is very secure and save in your country for onward lodgement your account for the purpose of future investment with your percentage of which we shall chat on soon. I will send you the Authorization Certificate to call them in my next mail which is the Certificate of deposit that they gave me on the very day when the box of money was deposited under their company. I give thanks immensely for your co-operation as I look forward to hear from you for quick conclusion of this business.
The percentage will be your reward for all your moral and financial assistance during the period of moving the money to your country.Please if you can assist me I will be very grateful. And repay you many times over. declaring your willingness to assist me in this venture.
Waiting for a very quick response from you so that i can send you my photo to you to see me in my next reply as soon as i hear from you again. Have a nice time and remain blessed.
Best Regards,
Mrs. Tarina Qnsillano,
Mrs. Tarina Qnsillano,
Monday, May 17, 2010
The Legend of Matt Holmes
We went to Seoul for the weekend to check out a lantern festival. It was a little overcrowded and pretty cheesy even for Korea, but we made the best of it. Matt Holmes as usual, turned an ordinary night into mayhem.
It all began at Oi bar in Hongdae. Hongdae is the University area of Seoul and Oi is one of those places that you gotta see at least once. Aestheticaly awesome, but lacking in other ways. Its more of a late night spot, but we were there early for the hooka. The DJ was blasting deafening sub-par dance music to an empty venue. Matt's hijinx started with some serious dancing. It should be noted that Mr. Holmes isn't a follower. He doesn't dance to make people laugh. He doesn't go with the flow. He doesn't adhere to social norms and personal space becomes a myth to him. To Matt Holmes, body moving is no joke.
Soon everyone had followed suit and everyone was shaking a leg. Perhaps i should preface this story with a quick rundown of another interesting night to give you a preview of what he is capable of. We had a night in Daegu that began on a bus at 10am with a few beers and ended at a Mcdonalds when breakfast was being served. I witnessed Matt rolling around on a slanted roof nearly falling 15 feet to the pavement, riding a stranger's bike, and grinding on every man, woman, and child at the club. After a few drinks, you can assume Matt is functioning on pure id.
(Back To Saturday)
1. He jumped into a moving car through the passanger window outside of the bar.
2. He noticed that he was sans phone and made a call to his cell from another line.
3. The driver answered as Matt handed the phone to his cabbie and they tracked the poor guy down.
4. He wasn't back for ten minutes before he was dancing on a 5 foot tall apple with door guys pleading for him to stop and trying to help him down.
5. I commented on a flyer and he decided to give it to me.
6. He had just pulled it down and handed it over in mint condition when a bouncer yanked it out of his hands and ripped it in half. His whole face was red and he was panting. So Mad.
7. We decided it was time to go.
8. I can't go into detail, but there was a bathroom incident with nudity involved
9. Matt dissapeared.
10. Everyone recieved a text at 11:24 a.m, the next day stating "Sorry everyone but its gunna b ok"
From what his girlfriend Emily can piece together, he dissapeared for a really long time, but they decided to wait it out for awhile at the hotel. Morning had come and he hadn't returned yet, so Emily decided to try to find him. Sure enough he was sleeping on the sidewalk outside the hotel.
This is a real man. This is his life. He doesn't kowtow to social constructions of whats wrong and right. He doesn't care about what your comfortable with. This is Matt Holmes. Take it or leave it.
It all began at Oi bar in Hongdae. Hongdae is the University area of Seoul and Oi is one of those places that you gotta see at least once. Aestheticaly awesome, but lacking in other ways. Its more of a late night spot, but we were there early for the hooka. The DJ was blasting deafening sub-par dance music to an empty venue. Matt's hijinx started with some serious dancing. It should be noted that Mr. Holmes isn't a follower. He doesn't dance to make people laugh. He doesn't go with the flow. He doesn't adhere to social norms and personal space becomes a myth to him. To Matt Holmes, body moving is no joke.
Soon everyone had followed suit and everyone was shaking a leg. Perhaps i should preface this story with a quick rundown of another interesting night to give you a preview of what he is capable of. We had a night in Daegu that began on a bus at 10am with a few beers and ended at a Mcdonalds when breakfast was being served. I witnessed Matt rolling around on a slanted roof nearly falling 15 feet to the pavement, riding a stranger's bike, and grinding on every man, woman, and child at the club. After a few drinks, you can assume Matt is functioning on pure id.
(Back To Saturday)
1. He jumped into a moving car through the passanger window outside of the bar.
2. He noticed that he was sans phone and made a call to his cell from another line.
3. The driver answered as Matt handed the phone to his cabbie and they tracked the poor guy down.
4. He wasn't back for ten minutes before he was dancing on a 5 foot tall apple with door guys pleading for him to stop and trying to help him down.
5. I commented on a flyer and he decided to give it to me.
6. He had just pulled it down and handed it over in mint condition when a bouncer yanked it out of his hands and ripped it in half. His whole face was red and he was panting. So Mad.
7. We decided it was time to go.
8. I can't go into detail, but there was a bathroom incident with nudity involved
9. Matt dissapeared.
10. Everyone recieved a text at 11:24 a.m, the next day stating "Sorry everyone but its gunna b ok"
From what his girlfriend Emily can piece together, he dissapeared for a really long time, but they decided to wait it out for awhile at the hotel. Morning had come and he hadn't returned yet, so Emily decided to try to find him. Sure enough he was sleeping on the sidewalk outside the hotel.
This is a real man. This is his life. He doesn't kowtow to social constructions of whats wrong and right. He doesn't care about what your comfortable with. This is Matt Holmes. Take it or leave it.
Friday, May 14, 2010
Tokyo
Shibuya:
Akihabara: The birthplace of Manga, Anime, and many modern videogames
Cherry Blossoms at the Imperial Palace:
Kyoto
The old capital of Kyoto is still very modern in some parts:
Geisha sighting? Probably an apprentice:
Kyoto is great by bike:
Golden Pavillion, one of the most photogenic spots in Japan:
Geisha sighting? Probably an apprentice:
Kyoto is great by bike:
Golden Pavillion, one of the most photogenic spots in Japan:
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Monday, May 3, 2010
My Monster
My assignment was to create a monster. These are a few of the best descriptions:
My Monster is never end. He is very very most. He eats people and he killd people. He lives in the zoo. He loves people. He can copy his body.My monster has soft teeth and loves to go shopping. He lives in Jungle and desert. He eats meat and eats anything. He lives in the sky and mountain. He eat everyone. He just eate...d you dead. He is just regular monster. He lives in city with people. His face is beautiful.
My Monster is never end. He is very very most. He eats people and he killd people. He lives in the zoo. He loves people. He can copy his body.My monster has soft teeth and loves to go shopping. He lives in Jungle and desert. He eats meat and eats anything. He lives in the sky and mountain. He eat everyone. He just eate...d you dead. He is just regular monster. He lives in city with people. His face is beautiful.
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